A fifteen feet jump
Bartok Science Industries
Be very afraid

A nylon stocking
Then a baboon and a steak
Last, a man and fly

Life-changing project
Self-experimentation
An unplanned for bug

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Ambitious work goals
A company under fire
Global price fixing

Compulsive lying
leads a biochemist in
a jam with the Feds.

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A lieutenant's wife
A pair of missing panties
A vengeance murder

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Incestuous man
A decapitating wall
A Roman leader

Nudity abounds
in this film on Pagan Rome's
leader "little boots"

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A Bruce Lee lover
An Adidas shoe wearer
70's Tehran

Seeing regimes fall
A young Iranian girl
Flees, marries, returns

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The slamming of doors
A gymnasium burns down
A red car blown up

A first high school dance
Surprising queen chosen
The joy ends in red

A fervent mother
Visible dirty pillows
A fervent mother

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I'm Baaaaaack

It's been a long hiatus, but I am back. I don't have any great excuse for being off the blog for over two months except for the fact that keeping up a daily blog, apparently, is too much to ask of my time. So in lieu of a daily blog post, I plan to post several times a week. I'm shooting for 4-5 posts per week, so readers keep me honest. Don't fret though. I have still been writing in my absence.  So, let's start her up again. Don't forget to leave comments. I do appreciate the feedback.


A full-size condom
A roving police siren
An opera singer

A room of leaders
Amin, Gaddafi, and more
foiled by police squad.

A visiting queen
An undercover ump, and
A killer Angel

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A marching band plays
before their last football game.
A gun shot rings out.

A little girl's death
An ex-husband takes two lives
Two teens fall in love

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Eating a sandwich,
a body falls on his cab
thrown by a blond man.

One night in L.A.
A cabbie picks up a fare
that last the whole night.

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A family displaced
A brother who wants his due
A man on his own

Betrayed by his blood
A New Years kiss in Cuba
Dying while praying

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In honor of my brother's birthday this past Friday, I've posted haikus for two of his favorite films. Happy Birthday, Mike.

Two girls with green eyes
A truck driver on the hunt
The pork chop express

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A pleasant weekend
interrupted by two men
just asking for eggs.

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Two cultures collide
in voice-over narration
at magic hour.

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A suicide botched
A tennis racket strainer
A New Years Eve kiss

Apartment for rent
for sexual encounters
just call Buddy Boy.

A corporate exec
borrows an apartment for
his late night affairs.

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A foreign plant judge
A trash doling freight picker
A meeting on Earth

A lone cockroach friend
A VHS musical
Life found in a boot

A robot love tale
between the old and the new
brings life back to Earth.

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The last true artform
holds its annual contest
in Oulu, Finland.

Two Americans
battle for the ultimate
air guitar title.

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Identity disks
Electronic jai-alai match
A user goes digital

A program named Clu
A master control program
A user breaks in

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A sister murdered
her body stripped of footwear
by an outsider.

A sepia start
leads to a colorful film
as a door opens.

Independence Day
The day when a sister dies
Cause: a falling house

An orphaned farm girl
not in her home state anymore
follows a blonde trail.

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A kidnapped daughter
A Korean sea creature
A father takes charge

Dumped formaldehyde
in a Korean river
creates a monster.

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An explosive pimp
must fight the law, his bitches,
and the towing yard.

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A good sign painter
travels out West to find work
ends up singing songs

With shouts of "Union,"
an Oklahoman finds his
calling: protest songs.

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A noncomformist
A fake magazine photo
A Christ-like figure

An army veteran
is arrested for lopping
off parking meters.

A man with no eyes
Injustice personified
Smashed by a cool hand

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A guy's stark breakup
A vacation getaway
An escape that's not

A rocker affair
A man is dumped while naked
Infinite Sorrow (or Dracula laments)

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P.S. A day late, but we have broken the 100 blog post mark. Let's celebrate!

A job in Rio
A German worker's daughter
A love put on hold

German scientist
An undercover agent
Instead of wine...sand

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Two basketball kids
Inner city Chicago
Dreams fulfilled and failed

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An epic western
Henry Fonda against type
Villainous blue eyes

A brother is hanged
A man set out for revenge
Harmonica sounds

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An allergic crow
A farmer ready to plow
A mouse in red cape

Tested by science,
a group of rats learn to read
led by one smart mouse.

A group of field mouse
Stolen electricity
A home must be moved

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A desert attack
Government computers hacked
Hoover Dam showdown

An ebay auction
leads a gaggle of bots to
a high school student.

In search of a cube
a teen's thrust to defend
his car from evil.

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An H deal goes bad
A Dane must find cash and quick
There's no one to trust

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A Parmistan game
A matter of life and death
Call in a gymnast

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A former dentist
asks a college student a
question: Is it safe?

A college runner
in the shadow of his father
throws away diamonds.

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A campaign worker
dates a cab driver. He takes
her to a porno.

An insomniac
seeks to change his life.
First: get a mohawk.

Human loneliness
driving in a yellow taxi
meets a prostitute.

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A globe-shaped necklace
A tainted chocolate mousse
All of them witches

An actor blinded
An old friend comatose and
A first born taken

Two nosy neighbors
A husband looking for work
A wife: the answer

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Three idle French youths
A Jew, an Arab, a Black
Await a friend's health.

Armed with a handgun,
three diverse friends await news
and may kill a cop.

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