December 31, 2009

New York gangs unite
to take over the city
when Cyrus is killed.

Coney Island gang
fights to get back to their turf
amidst synth music.

Answer

December 30, 2009

A sitcom teacher
A raunchy comedian
An Aussie husband

A deli worker
gets an assistant job with
a famous comic.

Answer

December 29, 2009

A gift from Malta
Four interested parties
What dreams are made of

Answer

December 28, 2009

Three men seek gold
Only one has the answer:
Next to Bill Carson

Answer

December 27, 2009

A long-distant heir
devises a killer plan
to become a Duke.

Answer

December 26, 2009

Two men in white suits
square off at a train station
for a stolen gun.

A rookie police
gets his gun stolen aboard
a Japanese bus.

Answer

December 24, 2009

Hope everyone is having a wonderful holiday, and I'll return on the 26th. Here's one special timely haiku to tide you over.

A man on the edge
A township prays together
And Clarence answers

Answer

December 23, 2009

Novelty plungers
A Mormon Furniture Store
Two lovers unite

A plunger salesman
Seven female siblings and
A navy blue suit

Answer

December 22, 2009

An odd tank leader
A war anachronism
No negative waves

A drunk Nazi brass
spills the beans on some bouillon.
Enter Kelly's men.

Answer

December 21, 2009

A greedy partner
plans his boss's kidnapping
in the Middle East.

An alcoholic
wealthy industrialist
must destroy his work.

A weapons maker
is forced to build a missle.
He keeps the iron.

Answer

December 20, 2009

After a horse ride,
a blind woman comes home to
a household murdered.

Answer

P.S. I try to abstain from editorializing, but this film blew me away. The sequence when she comes home unaware of her family killed and the slow reveal is insanely good and compelling. Check it out!

December 19, 2009

A Brecht professor
A failed playwright needs FEMA
A father dying

Two writer siblings
One dementia-ridden father
A blood bond restored

Answer

December 18, 2009

A London midwife
seeks to find a baby's home
with mafia help.

A Russian cleaner
whose tattoos tell a story
infiltrates the mob.

A driver's set up
stark naked in a bath house.
Two hit men perish.

Answer

December 17, 2009

A Texas oil man
heads to Scotland to purchase
land under the stars.

Answer

December 15, 2009

A man in a tree
A man killed killing himself
A matter of chance

Falling from the sky
amphibians cause wreckage
and unite strangers.

Answer

December 14, 2009

A snowbound escape
Trolls and two-headed monsters
A washed up swordsman

Just a little peck
the disappearing pig trick
defeats Bavmorda

Two Brownie fairies
A quest to dethrone the Queen
A Daikini child

Answer

December 13, 2009

In isolation
A bands loss bears new order
Love tears him apart

A man with two jobs:
An employment agency
A new wave front man

Answer

December 12, 2009

A granddaddy dies
A grandson without a home
Off to Mexico

Because of a horse,
three Texas boys wind up in
a Mexican jail.

Answer

December 11, 2009

The last true artform
holds its annual contest
in Oulu, Finland.

Answer

December 10, 2009

Wrong man is accused
of raping and strangling
his ex and girlfriend.

A London killer
known for strangling with neck ties
smells of potatoes.

Answer

December 8, 2009

When the clock strikes three,
an outlaw will meet his doom
when the train arrives.

A father and son
deliver a prisoner
down to Contention.

Answer

December 7, 2009

Captured and tortured
lying on the rack he cries
one last word: Freedom.

Longshanks tyranny
leads a Scotsman to rise up
and fight for his land.

A Scottish rebel
fights to avenge his dead wife
and for his freedom.

Answer

December 6, 2009

Frozen in a ditch
a French wanderer's last weeks
are told through flashbacks.

Answer

December 4, 2009

A lawyer in debt
uncovers some corruption
and fakes his own death.

A law firm fixer,
driving home from a client,
stops from three horses.

Answer

December 3, 2009

70's Michigan
Young girls coming of age
and dealing with death.

Four teenage sisters
enthrall some neighborhood boys
ending in their death.

Answer

December 2, 2009

The Charlestown Chiefs
A team with a bunch of goons
Including three bros

The Championship
A center ice strip tease and
A win through default

An old player/coach
A rumor to move the team
Minor league hockey

Answer

December 1, 2009

With loiters outside,
a clerk insults clients and
sells smokes to a kid.

A New Jersey shop
next to a video store
has gum in the lock.

Answer

November 30, 2009

An aging father
An Italian family
The rise of a son

A hot-headed son
Seeking revenge for his sis
A tollbooth killing

Eating oranges
A harbinger of danger
The death of a Don

Answer

November 29, 2009

A grandpa visits
an ailing grandson in bed
to read him a book.

Three kidnappers trailed
by the Dread Pirate Roberts
who's after his love.

A battle of wits
The Cliffs of Insanity
A six-fingered man

Answer

November 28, 2009

A jilted husband
A murder on New Years Eve
The death of disco

A disco bus boy
finds his road to fame paved by
the snake in his pants.

Answer

November 27, 2009

Two kids fall in love
with adventurous spirit
shown in a scrapbook.

A talking canine
A kid with a postman look
A bird named Kevin

A husbands promise
A spot next to paradise
In need of balloons

Answer

November 26, 2009

S.F. Cartoonist
gets closer than anyone
to solving murders.

70's killer
taunts police and reporters
by writing letters.

Answer

November 25, 2009

On the Sabbath day,
A peaceful demonstration
leads to thirteen dead.

Answer

November 24, 2009

A former pilot
He's the only hope we've got
He picked the wrong week

A flight crew gone ill
Passengers count on one man
He is Ted Stryker

A grown man naked
Gladiator movies and...
A Turkish prison

Answer

November 23, 2009

In honor of Thanksgiving, I will eschew the traditional increasing difficulty formula this week for a more appropriate theme. Each day this week I will post a film I'm thankful for existing, films that have either had an impact on my life or are just damn good.

An ear-mangled Scot
A play about Vietnam
Blume Steel Factory

A Jacques Cousteau quote
leads a prep school boy to her
and a love interest.

Answer

November 22, 2009

A mad scientist
creates two monsters for sex
and to bear him kids.

A monk's severed head
A monster built for mating
A Frankenstein twist

Answer

November 18, 2009

An Atari game
leads two kids on a mission
with the spy Jack Flack.

A top secret game
An invisible bomber
Dabney Coleman spies

Answer

November 17, 2009

Gone undercover,
two men on opposite sides
face off on a roof.

Criminals with phones
A Boston mobster goes down
A rat gets his due

Answer

November 16, 2009

Trying to buy beer,
a Hawaiian gets punched out
and meets two fun cops.

Seniors in high school
on their way to a party
must stop off for booze.

Beer in Tide bottles
Drawings of male genitalia
Two inept police

Answer

November 15, 2009

Hanging by his nails,
a department store clerk finds
himself fighting time.

Answer

November 14, 2009

A damaged helmet
A Buddhist temple shootout
A POW shot

A wounded sergeant
is helped by a Korean
during the same war.

Answer

November 13, 2009

Traveling for work,
two men meet a deaf woman
and seek to woo her.

Two business execs
make a pact to get even
with the fairer sex.

Answer

November 11, 2009

A pair of brass balls
A motivational speech
Always be closing

Answer

November 10, 2009

We're back up and running, so let's kick it off with a classic.

An adventurous
professor travels abroad
for some ancient laws.

Two rival raiders
clash in Peru and Cairo.
One lives and one melts.

In ancient runis
a man tiptoes around light
to grab an idol.

Answer

November 4, 2009

Readers, I'm going on a little mini-vacation to a distant city, so the blog will be down for several days. Today's film is a hint to this exotic locale that I shall be visiting. Watch some films in my absence, and I shall return next week.

The paparazzi
crash a wedding on behalf
of her ex-husband.

A pre-wedding tryst
A blackmailer is blackmailed
Exes remarry

Answer

November 3, 2009

A kidnapped ad man
A fake agent named Kaplan
A U.N. murder

An auction outburst
A statue with microfilm
A rocky escape

Waiting for Kaplan
amidst a barren landscape,
a crop duster looms.

Answer

November 2, 2009

Perched atop a hill
a profiteer witnesses
a girl dressed in red.

One man goes bankrupt
by paying off the Germans
to create a list.

Answer

November 1, 2009

It was bound to happen: a day without a post. So today, you get a 2-for-1 deal to end out the Halloween week. I blame it on the time change.

Three Marx Brothers fans
wreck havoc and terror through
the plains of Texas.

A Texas sheriff
metes out his brand of justice
on a hellish three.

Their house is ambushed
A cowboy pimp sells them out
Shot up to Freebird

Answer

An Italian school
A seeing-eye dog attack
A blue iris key

A ballerina
A maggot infestation
A witches coven

Answer

October 30, 2009

A hit and run game
A prank that changes a man
A blind love interest

A nerdy mop boy
The toxic waste capital
A transformation

Answer

October 29, 2009

A Swiss scientist
A question about brain death
A dead cat risen

The hospital morgue:
a decapitated head
pleasures a woman.

Answer

October 28, 2009

A wall of cattle
A room of chicken feathers
A killer's abode

Off to grandpa's house,
five friends in need of some gas
enter the wrong home.

A crazed hitchhiker
An invalid brother and
A rip-roaring film

Answer

October 27, 2009

Two bounty hunters
must retrieve eight prisoners
in rural Kansas.

A small and quaint farm
is overrun by monsters
that roll into town.

Answer

October 26, 2009

In the spirit of Halloween, I will be posting haikus of films that have a horror bent to them. Also, the answer is a little different for this post. Check it out. Enjoy.

An eating machine
consumes a ham, dog, and boat
but not an airtank.

A boy's yellow raft
is seen from below floating
washes ashore torn.

A late night party
Some evening skinny dipping
A buoy rings out

An arm on the beach,
not a boating accident.
She was its first meal.

Scratching a chalkboard,
a grizzled sea captain speaks
pronounces his price.

Answer

October 25, 2009

Nine young samurai
try to do right by their clan
end up the hunted.

A sleepy ronin
is captured but has a plan:
floating camellias.

Answer

October 24, 2009

Two TV writers
pursue a bleached blond intern
after her breakup.

Two trumpet players
Three different relationships
All with one woman

Answer

October 23, 2009

He's falsely accused
and must choose prison or war
leaving love behind.

A jealous young girl
frames a gardener for rape
sends him off to war.

A fractured story
A girl who sees what she wants
atones with a book.

Answer

October 22, 2009

An adopted son
goes on a search for his mom
in New Mexico.

An unnamed child
Two gay FBI agents
Not B and Bers

An LSD trip
A training social worker
An armpit fetish

Answer

October 21, 2009

An old survivor
brings joy to a depressed one
turns death into life.

An old sunflower
Fun attending funerals
A hearse for a ride

Obsessed with the end,
a youth learns to love living
as his love's dying.

Answer

October 20, 2009

An English teacher
who's on the verge of crazy
visits her sister.

A brutish in-law
gets drunk and tears off his shirt
screaming for his wife.

Answer

October 19, 2009

Banging on the glass
getting away with a cross
crashing a wedding.

A new college grad
An ambiguous bus ride
A boy's scuba gear

His father's friend's wife
A May-December romance
The daughter as well

Answer

October 18, 2009

A filmmaker's past
is revealed through flashbacks in
stark animation.

A Beirut warzone
A director remembers
A dance amidst fire

Answer

October 17, 2009

A young hitchhiker
joins a couple on a boat
carrying a knife

A Polish couple
out for a sailing day-trip
take along a third.

Answer 

October 16, 2009

A lonely spinster
A student-teacher affair
A gold star journal

An aging schoolmarm
befriends the new art teacher
but wants something more.

Answer

October 15, 2009

A twice-divorced man
A bespectacled TV scribe
New York relations

A black and white film
Rewriting chapter one to
George Gershwin's music

Answer

October 14, 2009

A fruitless couple
An act of desperation
Five kids become four

A bounty hunter
Unpainted furniture dad
Two escaped convicts

Answer

October 13, 2009

An occult leader
in search of three sacred stones
uses child labor.

Alone on a bridge
armed with stone and machete
set to meet Kali.

A freight plane escape
A mine car get away chase
A crocodile pit

A night club singer
A driver who's a bit short
Join a professor

Answer

October 12, 2009

In order to fuel
his dream for time travel he
steals from Libya.

Gone back thirty years
to witness a town's clock stop
from a lightning bolt.


Running late to school,
he hitches a ride set to
The Power of Love.

A mall parking lot
A now defunct sports car fueled
by plutonium.

Answer

October 11, 2009

A factory girl,
a lover of musicals,
kills for her son's eyes.

A woman goes blind,
is charged with murder, and hanged
in a musical.

Answer

October 10, 2009

Letter by letter
a man's story is told through
his one blinking eye.

Answer

October 9, 2009

A man left for dead
An Alcatraz doublecross
He wants his money

Answer

October 8, 2009

A chance encounter
connects two musicians but
only for music.

An Irish busker
An immigrant Czech woman
A musical pair

Answer

October 7, 2009

A newspaper chief
attempts to run for office
amidst an affair.

A young boy's taken
from his mother's boarding house
but never forgets.

A reporter's quest
to find the secret of him
and his dying word.

Answer

October 6, 2009

A photog's new wife
lost in a foreign city
searches for meaning.

Two displaced people
An actor and recent grad
A final whisper

A struggling actor
goes to Japan to film a
Whiskey commercial.

Answer

October 5, 2009

Johnson and Johnson
A-7 Scenario
It's a double cross!

An off-duty cop
walks across glass in order
to save his marriage.

A cop from New York
40 stories of action
All in a day's work

Answer

October 4, 2009

Japanese students
A governmental act passed
Only one survives

Lower-class students
find themselves on an island
fighting to their death.

Answer

October 3, 2009

A rowdy car full
An antique propeller and
A tennis match mimed

A British photog,
taking pictures in the park,
spies a lone couple.

An enlarged photo
Evidence of one man's death
A corpse goes missing

Answer

October 2, 2009

A man's true story
dodging some blazing barrels
on his quest for Kong.

To save a princess,
a family man toils to
achieve a high score.

Answer

October 1, 2009

A playground affair
A sexual predator
"Kids" parenting kids

Two lonely parents
begin a relationship
that's stopped by skateboards.

Answer

September 30, 2009

A father unhinged
A page full of one sentence
A late-night catch phrase

A boy on a trike
travels down hallways and meets
identical twins.

A Stovington teach
agrees to run a hotel
for the winter months.

Answer

September 29, 2009

A high school fall dance
The best Halloween costume
A shower curtain

A kid from Jersey
meets an old maintenance man
makes him wax his car.

A rival sensei
has no mercy for the weak.
Sweep the leg, Johnny.

September 28, 2009

I think I ended last week with a couple of tough ones, so let's start light and recognizable. Welcome to Week 2 of my journey.

A simple farm boy
receives a message of hope
from a short robot.

A group of rebels
seeks to destroy a laser
shaped like a planet.

Answer

September 27, 2009

Week One Comes to an End

It's the end of the first week, and I thank everyone who has taken part in haiku guessing, the beginning of a long poetic friendship. Here's one that I wrote yesterday. We'll start back with easier ones come tomorrow. Enjoy.

Mine caterpillars
Super Sonic Maniacs
The Japanese flee

Answer

September 26, 2009

We've hit the weekend, so we're going to get even tougher. Good luck.

World War I men
make it home safe but are torn
between one woman.

Three friends go running
across a French overpass
in this New Wave film.

Answer

September 25, 2009

This is something I will do every now and then if I think it's particularly tough. Here are two haikus for the same film to give you a little more information. Good luck guessing.

A devoted wife
seeks the arms of other men
to please her husband.

A crippled husband
buries his wife at sea and
hears bells from heaven.

Answer

September 24, 2009

Yesterday's haiku was a softball, so let's step it up. Here's one's that not as obvious. Enjoy.

The Ampipe Bulldogs
A golf club wielding ball coach
A DB's last shot

Answer

September 23, 2009

Outside a schoolhouse,
a junglegym is engulfed
with a swarm of birds.

Answer
 

September 22, 2009

Premiere Haiku

This first haiku is a favorite of mine, and one of the few that I have memorized. Let the journey begin.

A troubled young boy
is institutionalized
in late October.

Hint: 1970s

Answer

Inaugural Post: Mission Statement

In the Summer of 2007, I began on a project combining my love of film with that of the haiku with the simple goal of writing several haikus for every movie I saw no matter how obscure, foreign, or otherwise. Not knowing exactly what I wanted to do with them at the time, I began writing. Since that time I have written over 2,000 haikus for nearly 350 films. However, I have realized that I didn't start out  this project so much for me but for film lovers all over. That's where this blog comes in. Each day I will publish a new haiku sans title for you, the reader, to guess. I'll stick to the crossword puzzle publishing rule of increasing the difficulty of the film as the week progresses. Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays will consist of mainly mainstream films that I feel most movie watchers have seen; Thursdays and Fridays will focus more on independent fare and older films; and Saturday and Sunday I will reserve for foreign films and the really independent. I hope you enjoy and forward the blog on to anyone who loves a good film or a "good" haiku (I use that second "good" very loosely). Feel free to post in the comments your guesses, comments, questions, or even films to check out.