October 30, 2009

A hit and run game
A prank that changes a man
A blind love interest

A nerdy mop boy
The toxic waste capital
A transformation

Answer

October 29, 2009

A Swiss scientist
A question about brain death
A dead cat risen

The hospital morgue:
a decapitated head
pleasures a woman.

Answer

October 28, 2009

A wall of cattle
A room of chicken feathers
A killer's abode

Off to grandpa's house,
five friends in need of some gas
enter the wrong home.

A crazed hitchhiker
An invalid brother and
A rip-roaring film

Answer

October 27, 2009

Two bounty hunters
must retrieve eight prisoners
in rural Kansas.

A small and quaint farm
is overrun by monsters
that roll into town.

Answer

October 26, 2009

In the spirit of Halloween, I will be posting haikus of films that have a horror bent to them. Also, the answer is a little different for this post. Check it out. Enjoy.

An eating machine
consumes a ham, dog, and boat
but not an airtank.

A boy's yellow raft
is seen from below floating
washes ashore torn.

A late night party
Some evening skinny dipping
A buoy rings out

An arm on the beach,
not a boating accident.
She was its first meal.

Scratching a chalkboard,
a grizzled sea captain speaks
pronounces his price.

Answer

October 25, 2009

Nine young samurai
try to do right by their clan
end up the hunted.

A sleepy ronin
is captured but has a plan:
floating camellias.

Answer

October 24, 2009

Two TV writers
pursue a bleached blond intern
after her breakup.

Two trumpet players
Three different relationships
All with one woman

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October 23, 2009

He's falsely accused
and must choose prison or war
leaving love behind.

A jealous young girl
frames a gardener for rape
sends him off to war.

A fractured story
A girl who sees what she wants
atones with a book.

Answer

October 22, 2009

An adopted son
goes on a search for his mom
in New Mexico.

An unnamed child
Two gay FBI agents
Not B and Bers

An LSD trip
A training social worker
An armpit fetish

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October 21, 2009

An old survivor
brings joy to a depressed one
turns death into life.

An old sunflower
Fun attending funerals
A hearse for a ride

Obsessed with the end,
a youth learns to love living
as his love's dying.

Answer

October 20, 2009

An English teacher
who's on the verge of crazy
visits her sister.

A brutish in-law
gets drunk and tears off his shirt
screaming for his wife.

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October 19, 2009

Banging on the glass
getting away with a cross
crashing a wedding.

A new college grad
An ambiguous bus ride
A boy's scuba gear

His father's friend's wife
A May-December romance
The daughter as well

Answer

October 18, 2009

A filmmaker's past
is revealed through flashbacks in
stark animation.

A Beirut warzone
A director remembers
A dance amidst fire

Answer

October 17, 2009

A young hitchhiker
joins a couple on a boat
carrying a knife

A Polish couple
out for a sailing day-trip
take along a third.

Answer 

October 16, 2009

A lonely spinster
A student-teacher affair
A gold star journal

An aging schoolmarm
befriends the new art teacher
but wants something more.

Answer

October 15, 2009

A twice-divorced man
A bespectacled TV scribe
New York relations

A black and white film
Rewriting chapter one to
George Gershwin's music

Answer

October 14, 2009

A fruitless couple
An act of desperation
Five kids become four

A bounty hunter
Unpainted furniture dad
Two escaped convicts

Answer

October 13, 2009

An occult leader
in search of three sacred stones
uses child labor.

Alone on a bridge
armed with stone and machete
set to meet Kali.

A freight plane escape
A mine car get away chase
A crocodile pit

A night club singer
A driver who's a bit short
Join a professor

Answer

October 12, 2009

In order to fuel
his dream for time travel he
steals from Libya.

Gone back thirty years
to witness a town's clock stop
from a lightning bolt.


Running late to school,
he hitches a ride set to
The Power of Love.

A mall parking lot
A now defunct sports car fueled
by plutonium.

Answer

October 11, 2009

A factory girl,
a lover of musicals,
kills for her son's eyes.

A woman goes blind,
is charged with murder, and hanged
in a musical.

Answer

October 10, 2009

Letter by letter
a man's story is told through
his one blinking eye.

Answer

October 9, 2009

A man left for dead
An Alcatraz doublecross
He wants his money

Answer

October 8, 2009

A chance encounter
connects two musicians but
only for music.

An Irish busker
An immigrant Czech woman
A musical pair

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October 7, 2009

A newspaper chief
attempts to run for office
amidst an affair.

A young boy's taken
from his mother's boarding house
but never forgets.

A reporter's quest
to find the secret of him
and his dying word.

Answer

October 6, 2009

A photog's new wife
lost in a foreign city
searches for meaning.

Two displaced people
An actor and recent grad
A final whisper

A struggling actor
goes to Japan to film a
Whiskey commercial.

Answer

October 5, 2009

Johnson and Johnson
A-7 Scenario
It's a double cross!

An off-duty cop
walks across glass in order
to save his marriage.

A cop from New York
40 stories of action
All in a day's work

Answer

October 4, 2009

Japanese students
A governmental act passed
Only one survives

Lower-class students
find themselves on an island
fighting to their death.

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October 3, 2009

A rowdy car full
An antique propeller and
A tennis match mimed

A British photog,
taking pictures in the park,
spies a lone couple.

An enlarged photo
Evidence of one man's death
A corpse goes missing

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October 2, 2009

A man's true story
dodging some blazing barrels
on his quest for Kong.

To save a princess,
a family man toils to
achieve a high score.

Answer

October 1, 2009

A playground affair
A sexual predator
"Kids" parenting kids

Two lonely parents
begin a relationship
that's stopped by skateboards.

Answer