December 31, 2009

New York gangs unite
to take over the city
when Cyrus is killed.

Coney Island gang
fights to get back to their turf
amidst synth music.

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December 30, 2009

A sitcom teacher
A raunchy comedian
An Aussie husband

A deli worker
gets an assistant job with
a famous comic.

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December 29, 2009

A gift from Malta
Four interested parties
What dreams are made of

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December 28, 2009

Three men seek gold
Only one has the answer:
Next to Bill Carson

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December 27, 2009

A long-distant heir
devises a killer plan
to become a Duke.

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December 26, 2009

Two men in white suits
square off at a train station
for a stolen gun.

A rookie police
gets his gun stolen aboard
a Japanese bus.

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December 24, 2009

Hope everyone is having a wonderful holiday, and I'll return on the 26th. Here's one special timely haiku to tide you over.

A man on the edge
A township prays together
And Clarence answers

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